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   Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 00:50:51 JST Alex Gleason

   Whoops.

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     Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 00:53:05 JST Alex Gleason

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     Should I call the ambulance? ? ? ?

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     Token (coin@asimon.org)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 00:53:26 JST Token

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     @alex I bet you cut with the blade towards your palm.
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     Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 00:53:26 JST Alex Gleason

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     • Token

     @coin Yes, unfortunately I’m retarded.

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     Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:00:21 JST Alex Gleason

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     • Clarissa

     @Clarissa Unfortunately I have died.

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     Clarissa (clarissa@masto.es)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:00:29 JST Clarissa

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     @alex are u ok?

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     AdHocToth (adhoctoth@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:00:43 JST AdHocToth

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     @alex As long as you can move your index finger without acute pain, id clean it, wrap it with a damp tea bag(coagulant) for 20min then hit it with some neonazisporin and bandage it. Super glue can work as a suture replacement but probably isn't the best candidate for a palm wound.
     
     If you can't move your index finger without acute pain, find a good orthopedic surgeon
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     LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck: (lovecraftenthusiast@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:02:32 JST LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:

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     You held the apple in your hand and cut down
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     The Tall Man (thetallman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:02:44 JST The Tall Man

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     @alex I doubt they can fix that apple, it has been completely cut in half.
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     Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv: (evil_bender@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:10:22 JST Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv:

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     Super glue and electrical tape hoss. Long way from your heart, walk it off.
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     Useless Idiot 🇳🇱 🥀⌛ (useless_idiot@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:11:35 JST Useless Idiot 🇳🇱 🥀⌛

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     @alex

     No. Wash it well with clean water, check if the wound is wide open. If so, have someone drive you to the hospital to get it stitched.

     If you have trouble moving or feeling your fingers, have that checked out asap.

     Keep the wound exposed to air for as much as is convenient, if not bleeding like crazy. Keep the hand closed slightly closed to give it a chance to heal fast and without scar tissue.

     My qualifications are those of an amateur carpenter.

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     Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:11:46 JST Alex Gleason

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     • Useless Idiot 🇳🇱 🥀⌛

     @useless_idiot Thanks dad!

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     Useless Idiot 🇳🇱 🥀⌛ (useless_idiot@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:12:57 JST Useless Idiot 🇳🇱 🥀⌛

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     @alex

     (Also, having it replaced with a hook looks really awesome!)

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     Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:13:16 JST Alex Gleason

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     • Useless Idiot 🇳🇱 🥀⌛

     @useless_idiot That’s a great idea. I might just finish the job.

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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:13:21 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Parker Banks
     I was going to say the same thing lol.
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:13:22 JST Parker Banks

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     @alex Got any super glue?
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     hyolobrika@berserker.town's status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:17:07 JST Hyolobrika

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     @alex Look what your veganism has done. That poor apple!

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     Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:18:24 JST Alex Gleason

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     • victor

     @d5eb1db13d9a77065907d310070eb7568ff5457a7c6aee7f216bf75945b62161 It was meant to be.

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     victor (d5eb1db13d9a77065907d310070eb7568ff5457a7c6aee7f216bf75945b62161@mostr.pub)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:18:25 JST victor

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     https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3e1a1bd9674e19e13c1d5de0a8a39ab977c79fd11d4386decadd4fcbb1a37a23.webp Your bloodstain looks like the Mandelbrot set.
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     Back to the Alan (alan@blimey.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 02:13:42 JST Back to the Alan

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     ‘Tis but a scratch.

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