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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Mar-2023 07:16:15 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   I swear I wake up 2 hours early and all day I'm just dragging my ass.

   WHERE'S THE CYBORG BODY I WAS PROMISSED?!?!?

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     Spocko (spocko@mastodon.online)'s status on Sunday, 05-Mar-2023 08:28:25 JST Spocko

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     @Mrfunkedude Ask Jean-Luc Picard.

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     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Mar-2023 08:28:29 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

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     @Mrfunkedude hey, I was in line for a cyborg body first! No cuts!

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     𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world)'s status on Sunday, 05-Mar-2023 08:28:36 JST 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓

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     @Mrfunkedude
     If you get one let me know. I thought after that "Limitless" movie they'd invent the smart drug in it. I haven't found it so far so a puff and a coffee will have to do.

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     John I. Carney (johnicarney@me.dm)'s status on Sunday, 05-Mar-2023 09:25:13 JST John I. Carney

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     @Mrfunkedude My favorite band, Daniel Amos, released this song -- back in the 1980s -- with a similar sort of question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtCH8GXrxgk

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     Negative12DollarBill (negative12dollarbill@techhub.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Mar-2023 10:02:19 JST Negative12DollarBill

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     @Mrfunkedude When I was 12 I was given a book about puberty called “What’s Happening To My Body?”

     When I got to 50 nobody gave me a book called “What’s Happening To My Body Now?”

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     Nick 'The Viking' O'Pelican (nlarson830@techhub.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Mar-2023 13:53:46 JST Nick 'The Viking' O'Pelican

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     @Mrfunkedude

     It's in the self driving/flying car we were promised.