More serious talk:
This is especially important for people living in states with a Republican majority.
In 2022, the leading cause of death among children was gun violence.
There were no deaths involving a child reading a book.
There were no deaths because a child went to a drag show. (The greatest risk there, is a Christian showing up with a gun.)
Take a look at your children and ask if sacrificing their lives is really worth it, just to own the libs.
If your elected leaders are more concerned with limiting what your child can read or drag queens, than they are about your children reaching adulthood, you elected a very bad person.