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Can I just say that Costco having the bathrooms and the food window after checkout is BULLSHIT.

I drove all the way over here and now you’re going to make me navigate between these rude-ass suburbanites with an empty stomach and a full bladder? BOGUS.

Perhaps, rather than running from sample station to sample station begging for handouts like Oliver Twist, I would like to shop leisurely with a whole-ass hotdog in hand. Ever think of that, Mr. Kirkland? CHECK YOURSELF.