“What have you done?” I grasp at my hair as I step into the lounge. A mess of scattered electronic parts surround what used to be the TV.
A grinning goblin peeks out from behind a piece of casing. “Fix things!”
“Fix things? How? It’s all in pieces!”
“No no. See.” The goblin presses a button. The screen inexplicably bursts into life. “Get free nets flicks now. Helpful goblin!”
“Err, thanks.” I sit down, dumbfounded. “Can you all least put it back together?”
“Maybe.”