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   FiveStarAce (fivestarace@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-2023 23:13:12 JST FiveStarAce
   > German on fedi
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   I hate my people. Why is every Single one of them like this...
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     FiveStarAce (fivestarace@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-2023 23:13:11 JST FiveStarAce

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     • Bloomfer
     Sadly, yes
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     Bloomfer (bloomfer@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-2023 23:13:12 JST Bloomfer

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     You German?
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     :pepedance: C̶̡̣̻̭̤̰̫̰͖͆͆̈̔̈͑̌U̵̖̜̗̭̲͉̙̩͇̅̀͌̑̀̄͑͊͝ͅN̴͍͉̥̋̾͌͒̏̓͋̑̊̕͜T̴̛̰̖̫͖͙̭̈́̈́̈̽̎̓ :pepedance: (sui@beefyboys.win)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-2023 23:15:35 JST :pepedance: C̶̡̣̻̭̤̰̫̰͖͆͆̈̔̈͑̌U̵̖̜̗̭̲͉̙̩͇̅̀͌̑̀̄͑͊͝ͅN̴͍͉̥̋̾͌͒̏̓͋̑̊̕͜T̴̛̰̖̫͖͙̭̈́̈́̈̽̎̓ :pepedance:

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     • Skrorg (retvrned to monke)
     I thought you were gonna say the UK royal family tbh, or maybe the EU.
     
     Didn't know those cunts invented poodles, probably my 2nd least favourite breed. They. Hump. Everything. Doesn't matter if it's a big ass alpha pitbull or a psychotic chihuahua, a poodle will try to hump the fucker.
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     Skrorg (retvrned to monke) (skrorg@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-2023 23:15:36 JST Skrorg (retvrned to monke)

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     It is punishment for the Germans' greatest crime:
     Inventing poodles.
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     :pepedance: C̶̡̣̻̭̤̰̫̰͖͆͆̈̔̈͑̌U̵̖̜̗̭̲͉̙̩͇̅̀͌̑̀̄͑͊͝ͅN̴͍͉̥̋̾͌͒̏̓͋̑̊̕͜T̴̛̰̖̫͖͙̭̈́̈́̈̽̎̓ :pepedance: (sui@beefyboys.win)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 00:06:55 JST :pepedance: C̶̡̣̻̭̤̰̫̰͖͆͆̈̔̈͑̌U̵̖̜̗̭̲͉̙̩͇̅̀͌̑̀̄͑͊͝ͅN̴͍͉̥̋̾͌͒̏̓͋̑̊̕͜T̴̛̰̖̫͖͙̭̈́̈́̈̽̎̓ :pepedance:

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     • Skrorg (retvrned to monke)
     Yeah they do, fixed or unfixed. They just hump, not sure why. They're not particularly dominant otherwise.
     
     A lot of my clients will claim they're fine around their family, even with other dogs, but you get them and they will B line towards the worst possible dog/s to hump and just go to town. Starts so many fucking fights, gotta have a squirt bottle ready when you have poodles in a group.
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     Skrorg (retvrned to monke) (skrorg@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 00:06:56 JST Skrorg (retvrned to monke)

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     • :pepedance: C̶̡̣̻̭̤̰̫̰͖͆͆̈̔̈͑̌U̵̖̜̗̭̲͉̙̩͇̅̀͌̑̀̄͑͊͝ͅN̴͍͉̥̋̾͌͒̏̓͋̑̊̕͜T̴̛̰̖̫͖͙̭̈́̈́̈̽̎̓ :pepedance:
     My family got a female poodle. They thought since it was female it wouldn't be prone to humping things. WRONG. It still did. I looked it up online and the internet said female poodles will just do that, just because.