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   Mergan (mergan@pleroma.viridianpatriots.com)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-2022 04:52:30 JST Mergan

   Yes I’d like to demand $10 so I can use it on snacks. It is extremely urgent since I am not hungry and I just have a craving for some potato chips, I do have money but I don’t want to spend it. Let me spend yers instead :cat_si:

   Ye won’t be thanked since it was my money all along, ye just didn’t know it yet; but ye will be forgiven :cat_grin:

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     Hélène (helene@p.helene.moe)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-2022 04:55:30 JST Hélène

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     @mergan it sounds very legit but i am not confident unless you can tell us the kind of potato chips you're getting
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     Mergan (mergan@pleroma.viridianpatriots.com)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-2022 05:02:10 JST Mergan

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     • Hélène

     @helene This will finance:

     • Sabritas 340g
     • Ruffles 400g
     • Sour Cream 450g
     • Laura Scudder’s Green Onion Dip Mix 14g
     • 2 Liter Coke (Real sugar)

     The remaining money will go straight into my pocket :cat_grin:

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     Hélène (helene@p.helene.moe)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-2022 05:02:18 JST Hélène

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     @mergan you can get that much with $10!?
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     kaia (kaia@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-2022 05:02:33 JST kaia

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     @mergan this is the most compelling begpost I ever read!
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     Mergan (mergan@pleroma.viridianpatriots.com)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-2022 05:03:31 JST Mergan

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     • Hélène
     @helene Let me actually do the math one second
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     Mergan (mergan@pleroma.viridianpatriots.com)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-2022 05:15:45 JST Mergan

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     • Hélène
     @helene It has come to my attention that the amount stated in the original post will not be enough. I will not be downsizing my potato chips since it would damage the balance of cream to chip ratio. I willfully demand an additional $5 to cover the costs of operations :cat_juice:
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