the real problem is our chinese overlords. you look at all the viruses and plagues, they all seem to come from china but don't look at the huài dàns in the carton. they also seem to have a hand in war time efforts too, i wouldn't doubt if they've been sticking their millimeter dragons into everyone else's pies either. they say that china is the new colonial power, i think they've been the overlord of the earth since they crawled out of the sea.
not to double post but uh, you can still orchestrate wars through goods and trade, such as silk, porcelain... gunpowder... an excerpt:
"... Tea, most famously, would be tossed into Boston Harbor in 1773. Silk and porcelain would be part of the non-importation strategy that colonists engaged in to boycott foreign goods."
who would rake in all the profits for a planned party to overthrow a british tyranny... only to establish more tyranny some 225 years ago? bet yer sweet bippy that china likes to stir the pot. what else do you expect out of a 3500 year old reign?