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We see a very fluffy sheep arranged vertically, head closest to us, standing on ground consisting of grass and some muddy patches because apparently we haven't had enough rain yet. It's Panda! The grass is in perfect focus but the sheep is a bit blurry because apparently that's how the camera on this Huawei phone prefers it, despite my having taken north of 800 pictures of sheep on this phone. No evidence of any AI there then. I am holding a Digestive biscuit in my hand, which holds one side of the disc. The other side of the disc is in Panda's mouth. This is the sacred morning ritual to which all sheep are entitled. When I am King I will decree that every sheep in the land receives this morning benediction.