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   hugovangalen 🤖 🕹️ 😼 (hvangalen@mastodon.nl)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 06:43:58 JST hugovangalen 🤖 🕹️ 😼

   This weekend, talking to a guy who does IT at a Dutch bank.

   Me: So everything runs on Azure or AWS these days?

   He: Yes

   Me: So they can see all the data.

   He: No it's on separate servers, on EU soil. That was a thing before we decided to go ahead with this.

   Me: So... They can see all the data.

   He: No it's encrypted and threw some acronyms at me.

   Me: So, you download the data, decrypt it, and work on it?

   He: No that's done on the servers.

   Me: So... They can see all the data.

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   impermanen_ 🕊️ (impermanen_@zirk.us)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 02:20:52 JST impermanen_ 🕊️

   Arturo: Aaargh let me go see the human and receive his love-scratches.

   Manuel: <barricading> Ha, if anyone is getting love-scratches it’s going to be me.

   Me: If you guys like being scratched so much have you considered not rolling in the mud at every opportunity?

   #asstodon

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   Michael Lucas :flan_set_fire: (mwl@io.mwl.io)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 06:24:15 JST Michael Lucas :flan_set_fire:

   Me: I'm gonna write!

   Microsoft Word: for your convenience, I will now save all your documents in OneDrive. I know you uninstalled it, but that won't stop me.

   Me: <loads shotgun >

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   Charles ☭ H (celesteh@lgbt.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 19:55:55 JST Charles ☭ H

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   Well my dad can now get calls from me.

   Me: Hi dad, how are you?

   Dad: I'm waiting to die.

   Me: Um, well, did you have a good lunch today?

   Dad: I can't really taste anything.

   Me: You've lost your sense of taste?

   Dad: Yes.

   Me: Do you want me to send you hot sauce?

   Dad: No.

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   Kit Rhett Aultman (roadriverrail@signs.codes)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 23:22:24 JST Kit Rhett Aultman

   I walk into my lab. My printer's siting in the corner at idle with all of its various indicator lights blinking in some rhythmic pattern that probably made sense to some HP engineer in 2009 but are completely impenetrable to me.

   Me: "I, uh, don't know what you're feeling today, printer, but it looks like you're vibing with whatever it is, so...just keep it up."

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   Schroeder (sandearl@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 08:56:14 JST Schroeder

   Puddy: You can't see me.

   Me: Yes, I can.

   Puddy: Don't brush me.

   #dogsofmastodon