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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Feb-2023 02:31:32 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   My GF last night: Did you hear about LeBron James?

   Me: I don't care.

   GF: You didn't hea..

   Me: I really don't care.

   GF: You didn't read about it anywhere???

   Me: Did he save someone's life?

   GF: No?

   Me: Did he break up a child rape club?

   GF: No.

   ME: Did he cure cancer?

   GF: No!

   Me: Was it some sports thingy?

   GF: Yes!

   Me: Then I definitely don't care.