Here I am cuddling Brambles. My hair is greasy and clearly needs a wash. Brambles' wool, on the other hand, is incredibly soft and fluffy and cuddling him is like cuddling a cloud. I regret not being covered in soft, fluffy wool myself. It'd be lovely, like being a giant plushie. Would I be able to cuddle myself? Alas I shall never be covered in soft, fluffy wool. At least I have Brambles. And a large collection of plushies.
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