'STRAIT OF SUNSHINE REMAINS OPEN THE "Strait of Sunshine", the 93-million mile strategic route this planet using only daylight. Ah well between the Sun and the Earth, The Sun, which provides remained open yesterday, as it has roughly 94,000 times mankind's been for the last four and a half energy needs and will do so for billion years, providing endless free energy to the world. billions of years to come, for free, remained open at the time of going Scientists said, as the heatwaves to press. hitting Britain continue to demolish Meanwhile, America, Saudi crops and ruin everyone's day and Arabia, Russia, and more kill the vulnerable, that it would continued to advise that it was best be wonderful to be able to use this to take sunshine from millions of free sunshine somehow. years ago, in the form of coal, "It's very hot," one scientist and use that to roast everyone on observed. "If only we had invented earth to death instead. some kind of technology which we Will this be better in the long could use to power literally three- run? Almost certainly, says our quarters of everything we do on editorial piece (see page 94).

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