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A round, silver-rimmed keychain with a black background featuring a white graphic of a dog with a cigarette in its mouth, surrounded by the text "WE ARE ALL DOGS IN GOD'S HOT CAR."

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A round, silver-rimmed keychain with a black background featuring a white graphic of a dog with a cigarette in its mouth, surrounded by the text "WE ARE ALL DOGS IN GOD'S HOT CAR."
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Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 00:24:00 JST Low Quality Facts

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "We Are All Dogs In God's Hot Car" Keychain. Not only is God refusing to crack a window, but he also cranked the heat and locked us inside. With all due respect, God is being a total dick.
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