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Fly the maxed out skies Out of control upgrades $0 extra “Preferred” seats - Cramped but not in Back: Add $39 Extra legroom: Add $79 First class: Don’t even ask Coming soon: Restroom access for $29 Airports beyond capacity And it looks like we’re 19th in line for takeoff. For those with tight connections, may we suggest a contactless-pay cocktail while you watch Top Gun: Maverick? Super-tight connections from flight delays If you run at 40 mph, you might make your flight at gate Z infinity Don’t forget to pick up your bags before going through customs. Note: All rows now boarding Chart showing rising Human suffering units We’ve transformed Billions of HSUS Into profits! Sorensen ©2026 Jen Sorensen

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Fly the maxed out skies Out of control upgrades $0 extra “Preferred” seats - Cramped but not in Back: Add $39 Extra legroom: Add $79 First class: Don’t even ask Coming soon: Restroom access for $29 Airports beyond capacity And it looks like we’re 19th in line for takeoff. For those with tight connections, may we suggest a contactless-pay cocktail while you watch Top Gun: Maverick? Super-tight connections from flight delays If you run at 40 mph, you might make your flight at gate Z infinity Don’t forget to pick up your bags before going through customs. Note: All rows now boarding Chart showing rising Human suffering units We’ve transformed Billions of HSUS Into profits! Sorensen ©2026 Jen Sorensen
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Jen Sorensen (jensorensen@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jun-2026 04:19:06 JST Jen Sorensen

This week's comic on the enshittification of flying
#corporations #consumers #transportation #travel #cartoon #comic #flying

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