charlemane: i'm still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren't enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind like you fool. you fucking fool. ive ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just be i didn't wanna watt to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn't put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts?2? people died be of your poor minivan management skills, harry charlemane: i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series spikenards: #THERE ' WAS ROOM ' FOR " DRACO ' IN «" THE MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)
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