Title: *How good is the market! Two criminals stand on a jetty facing two police officers. The criminals are accompanied by a man wrapped in rope with a hood on his head and his feet in concrete. Criminal 1, presenting a certificate: Relax, officer! What looks like a potential homicide has actually been offset, with the purchase of tradeable life credits from our local surf life-saving club! Police officer 1: They'll finally be able to buy that new rescue boat! Police officer 2: Looks like we're on track for net-zero murders by 2050! Bound victim: Mmfghmngnfh!* Footnote is title: *How good is the market!
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