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Same Beware The Gulls sign as in preceding toot, now with beach and lifeguard van beyond. Same sign Alt Text follows as in previous toot: Red sign on a wooden post, framed between branches. Green sea and overcast sky beyond. Red sign. Text: ’Ice cream and chip thieves operate in this area. Shield your food. Beware the Gulls. Don’t feed Them. Don’t teach them. St. Ives.’ Drawn by it: the profile of a seagull with a very smug expression. This gull has every intention of still eating your chips.

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Same Beware The Gulls sign as in preceding toot, now with beach and lifeguard van beyond. Same sign Alt Text follows as in previous toot: Red sign on a wooden post, framed between branches. Green sea and overcast sky beyond. Red sign. Text: ’Ice cream and chip thieves operate in this area. Shield your food. Beware the Gulls. Don’t feed Them. Don’t teach them. St. Ives.’ Drawn by it: the profile of a seagull with a very smug expression. This gull has every intention of still eating your chips.
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Ciara (ciarani@mastodon.green)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Apr-2026 16:10:13 JST Ciara
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I like the fact that the signs in Cornwall say Beware The Gulls. As opposed to Beware Of The Gulls. Beware The Gulls sounds more ominous, more chilling, more 'these creatures are demonic, you are in grave peril'.

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