Compound swears, like shitgibbon, work best when the second word is a two-syllable word where the first syllable is stressed and contains the same vowel of the swear. This is why "cock-womble" works but "dick-womble" does not. *hurriedly scribbling notes* finally, a logical explanation for why fuckbucket is such a good word. fucktrumpet and shitbiscuit finally make sense now Ah, a great explanation of how I arrived at “cheeseneedle”
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