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   flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 02-Mar-2026 08:37:44 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
   >take wife out on fishing trip on my dinky little jon boat
   >she has fun for a while but asks me to drop her off on a random shore so she can "explore"
   >"okay sure sweetie"
   >as i'm leaving i see her squatting on the beach looking at rocks
   >come back an hour later and she's excited to show me all the rocks and pieces of glass she found
   >puts them in a plastic bag and wants to take them home
   >she carefully washes them and then organizes them by color and type on the kitchen counter
   >after she's done she spends the rest of the day playing minecraft
   
   guys i know i joke about this a lot but i think she might actually be retarded