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A screenshot of a conversation on Tumblr accompanied by an 1844 picture of a 30-year old Belgian inventor and musician Adolph Sax, a white man with short, scruffy hair and a medium-length beard, wearing a suit. discordion: When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid. When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg. When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days. When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door. When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick. When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine. When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone. lord-of-the-nerds: clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented queelez: #incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters suacefactory: THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT