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   Security Writer :donor: (securitywriter@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-2026 23:30:48 JST Security Writer :donor:

   I have 384TB of ECC DDR4 across two blades with 4 CPUs for a combined core count of 96.

   It powers a fully populated 192 disk solid state SAN.

   I was told it was old and in need of replacing, but apparently now it’s worth more than the GDP of the UK.

   Can’t afford to run it (or hear my thoughts when in the vicinity)… but I can sit atop it like a fucking dragon.

   And I will.