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Tabloid like meme with the following text: Breaking News! German claim to Greenland! Giant German Beach towel dropped on Greenand! German Air-Force strikes! US claims denied! Experts say: "Where Germans lay their towels, no one else is allowed to go!" German towel rule in effect. Visuals are view of the island of Greenland covered by a gigantic towel in German colours with what appears to e a Eurofighter jet flying over it.

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Tabloid like meme with the following text: Breaking News! German claim to Greenland! Giant German Beach towel dropped on Greenand! German Air-Force strikes! US claims denied! Experts say: "Where Germans lay their towels, no one else is allowed to go!" German towel rule in effect. Visuals are view of the island of Greenland covered by a gigantic towel in German colours with what appears to e a Eurofighter jet flying over it.
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benny (benny@kirche.social)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Jan-2026 23:55:36 JST benny

Okay, the #Greenland crisis is solved. Germany fending off the #Americans like the #British on #Mallorca.
Wonder why no towel in Danish colours, but maybe the towel rule only works with German towels?
Any Danes here who can explain?

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