...okay, but series, which one of you fuckers has been dry-humping the Matrix again? We just finished repairing that goddamn server rack!

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   Hello, is this Domino's? ...ah, good, yes - I'd like to order a large pizza -make it deep-dish, if you'd be so kind-, the cheesiest breadsticks you have available, some extra marinara sauce, and your finest damning evidence that reality is just a simulation and everything we know is wrong.
   
   You'll have it here in about 25 minutes? Great! Thanks!