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   inkwater (ink@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Oct-2025 13:03:14 JST inkwater

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   @nyx i think i've absorbed so much gulf coast industrial accident water at this point that when they cremate me, my kidneys will form glowing lava lamp blobs prior to my total vaporization into a noxious cloud with the equivalent chemical composition to an ancient deep sea vent. they'll scrape off all the carbonized tar to be processed into both the experimental hand soap ingredients and novel drag reducing agents for the pipeline industry which will be used in a Dawn commercial where they wash said hydrocarbon products off a baby duck with the hand soap, and release it back into Galveston bay with a plastic duck decoy mother drone for Naval intelligence research, completing the circle of life for ocean hydrocarbons