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Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT "SUBMISSIVE STEPHEN" ("SS") MILLER IS THROWING THE BIGGEST, MOST PATHETIC "TANTRUM" IN THE ENTIRE WEST WING. CRYING, STOMPING, WAILING, "OUR QUOTAS! OUR ARRESTS OF CHILDREN! HOW WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT RAIDING THE INNOCENT?!" HIS TANTRUM WAS SO LOUD IT TRIGGERED A SMALL EARTHQUAKE IN SAN FRANCISCO (SCIENTISTS ARE CALLING IT THE "MILLER QUAKE"). HE IS FURIOUS THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA), JUST SIGNED BEAUTIFUL NEW LAWS TO HOLD TRUMP'S SECRET POLICE ACCOUNTABLE: NO MASKS, NO RAIDS IN OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS. KIDS, TEACHERS, NURSES ARE SAFE AGAIN BECAUSE OF ME! "SS" MILLER IS NOW GROUNDED. NO JUICE BOX. NO CARTOONS. WHEN YOU'RE READY TO STOP TERRORIZING AMERICANS, STEPHEN, YOUR DADDY (ME!) MIGHT UNGROUND YOU. UNTIL THEN, IT'S "TIME OUT." YOU ARE WELCOME, AMERICA! - GCN ...