"Dumb Runner" commic. Two men are dressed for a run, with their numbers and everything, and are milling about waiting for things to start. Man 1: "Man, I barely slept last night. Pre-race jitters." Man 2: "I was up thinkin' about helmets." Man 2: "Those old German ones, with the spike on top. Was the spike just for show? Or did they use it as a weapon?" Man 1: ... Man 1: "I'm gonna put in my earbuds now." Man 2: "*I'd* use it as a weapon, I'll tell you that right now."
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