Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy. "Darius Slay says he was 'this close' to becoming a Raven" "David Montgomery was pursued by Vikings, Bears" "Transfer Portal Created in Good Faith, But is Out of Control" "Wolf Enters Transfer Portal" "Wizards And Raptors Injury Reports"
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