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John Mastodon was the creator of Mastodon, a decentralized and federated social media platform that was gaining popularity quickly. As a musician, John loved nothing more than to pick up his guitar and play for the Mastodon community. One day, the evil demon butcher of Twitter, Melon Husk, launched a campaign to ban all mention of the Fediverse on his platform. This caused great turmoil among the Mastodon users, who were used to being able to freely express themselves and share their thoughts and ideas. John knew he had to do something to stop the Twitter hordes and their hateful campaign. He decided to use the power of music to fight back against the Big Social orcs and their goblin VCs. He spent hours practicing and perfecting a guitar solo that he hoped would be powerful enough to stop the Twitter hordes in their tracks. Finally, the day of the epic showdown arrived. As the Twitter hordes approached, John stood on the front lines, guitar in hand. He closed his eyes and began to play. The sound of his guitar filled the air, and as he hit the final chord, lightning fell from the heavens, striking the Twitter hordes and destroying them. The Mastodon community cheered as John emerged victorious. From that day on, the Fediverse was a safe and welcoming place for all who wanted to share their thoughts and ideas freely. List of soundtrack songs.