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The comic is divided into four panels, each featuring two stick figure characters—one sitting at a computer and the other, wearing a hat, standing nearby. Here's the transcription: Panel 1: Seated character (looking at laptop): "I'm ranked 7,145,000th globally on this chess platform. It's hard to be ranked that low in any activity." Panel 2: Seated character continues: "Few pastimes even have 7 million rated players. Until the internet, it wasn't really possible. You could be this bad, but only unofficially." Panel 3: Seated character: "So in a sense, I'm worse at chess than anyone was at anything for most of human history." Standing character: "Why are you still doing it?" Panel 4: Seated character: "Well, no human has ever had this many friends to play with." Standing character: "That person is calling you some very obscene names." Seated character: "Our friendship is complicated." Hidden text: "Starting a meta-leaderboard for tracking who holds the record for ranking behind the most distinct people on an online leaderboard."

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