An MTG card named "Chicken Of Executive Function," and it includes an ability called “Dispel Malaise” to grant executive function for one turn.

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   Lukito (lukito@gamedev.lgbt)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-2025 02:32:25 JST Lukito

   You’re all VERY welcome :neofox_shy:

   [Edit: Good grief, users of Mastodon. This is clearly a shitpost. It is clearly not a real card. It is clearly not a chicken. If you are getting riled up by this and/or feel the need to inform me of its inaccuracies in a condescending tone, then I’m going to have to kindly ask you to log off, embrace some nature, and maybe look up at the stars for a bit, ye?]