Chat GPT story about a drunk sorting hat. Prompt was: Write me a short story about the sorting hat from Harry Potter. It is very drunk, and has created 4 new radical schools related to the eradication of TERFs due to it's mistreatment over the years. Tell me what the schools are, and how the TERFs were all gone. The Sorting Hat hits JKR at the end.
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