The 5 stages of Canasian saying goodbye: 1. The initial goodbye 2. The goodbye in the kitchen 3. The goodbye in the living room. 4. The goodbye in the doorway 5. The goodbye while you're sitting in the car with the engine running and they're still talking.
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