Reporter: And up next we have a local farmer that has cultivated the world's largest pineapple. What inspired you to do this? Farmer: Well it's a lifelong dream come true! Now a single slice is the perfect size for making pineapple pizza! [the farmer places an 18” wide slice of pineapple down onto a large pepperoni pizza completely covering the surface. The reporter looks on in horror]
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