An event happened to me tonight Screenshotted chat I took the train home from music box and I decided to be lazy so I got in the elevator and only when I was inside and the door was closing did I see a man in there, kind of in the front corner where I couldn't see and He looked kind of normal so I didn't back out or anything. Then the doors closed and he said "welcome to the pee pee palace" NFBFIDNFJSKSNS And a jolt of fear moved my gut because I was so sure I was about to see penis But then I realized the entire bottom of the elevator was just saturated with piss A true dark comedy And when I looked up at him in horror he said "don't look at me, I didn't do it, I'm just a guest." I’m chosing to believe he didn’t pee. I’m chosing to believe he got in and immediately went “uh oh” But, before he could get out, I got in. So then, he helplessly just turned to me and said the first thing that could describe our mutual situation: Welcome to the pee pee palace.
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