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Screenshots of someone's lock screensaver, depicting Jesus wearing a white robe (why does Jesus never wear a shirt? Is his robe just a swimsuit coverup? Is he bout to go surfing?) and holding his hands up in the air. The 2nd image shows the screensaver with a text notification, which fits perfectly in Jesus' outstretched arms. The text at the top says, "This is the best screensaver because every time I get a notification, the Lord holds it up for me, and that makes me so happy" The text message Jesus is holding up says it's from Mom, and reads "You're a disappointment."

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Screenshots of someone's lock screensaver, depicting Jesus wearing a white robe (why does Jesus never wear a shirt? Is his robe just a swimsuit coverup? Is he bout to go surfing?) and holding his hands up in the air. The 2nd image shows the screensaver with a text notification, which fits perfectly in Jesus' outstretched arms. The text at the top says, "This is the best screensaver because every time I get a notification, the Lord holds it up for me, and that makes me so happy" The text message Jesus is holding up says it's from Mom, and reads "You're a disappointment."
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Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦 (kydiamusic@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 08:45:10 JST Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦
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#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes #Funny #Exvangelical

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