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: Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat)23:17:40 No.80801575 [Image of tuxedo cat] In the office, we adopted a cat and named him Connor. He's officially employed by the company to hunt mice and provide emotional support to the staff. We even provide him with a salary that we use to buy him food and toys. But last month, we hired a new guy, also named Connor. And to avoid confusion, we started calling him "Human Connor." Human Connor then suggested we rename the cat "Cat Connor" and let him be just Connor. But, of course, that was ridiculous. Connor was here first and, by seniority, he outranks him in the company's hierarchy. So no, he remains "Human Connor."