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Comic:  Person: I JUST DON'T SEE WHY THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS A BACKDOOR TO ALL SOFTWARE. Judge: YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO SORDID. Judge: CONSIDER THIS: YOU'RE WEARING CLOTHES. THAT'S FINE, BUT HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT HIDING SOMETHING IN THERE. WE DON'T WANT YOU TO GO WITHOUT CLOTHES, SO WE OFFER A SIMPLE COMPROMISE. Judge: WE MAKE IT SO THAT ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES ARE SEE-THRU ALL THE TIME BUT ONLY FOR A SMALL GROUP OF DISTANT PEOPLE WHOSE IDENTITY AND MOTIVES ARE SECRET TO YOU. Person: THAT ANALOGY JUST MAKES IT SEEM WORSE. Judge: ANALOGY? Source: smbc-comics.com