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(panel 1 - Title above Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries in tracksuits holding paddles.) Democratic Defense with Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jeffries paddles, "FECK" "LESS" (panel 2 - Jeffries attempting to punch a ream of papers held by Schumer.) Schumer, "Nothing can get through these reams of STERNLY WORDED LETTERS." Jeffries, "Hope I don't get a paper cut!" (panel 3 - Jeffries texting.) Jeffries, "Memorize a few million numbers to text in an emergency." text, "HELP! We're in a CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS! Click here to DONATE." (panel 4 - Schumer shaking his head.) Schumer, "Subtly shake your head in disapproval while providing UNANIMOUS CONSENT to the latest atrocity." (panel 5 - Jeffries bowing while a foot kicks his butt.) Jeffries, "while they're kicking your ass, show deference to your opponent with a BIPARTISAN BOW." (panel 6 - Schumer cowering.) Schumer, "When CONSTITUENTS demand you start acting like a real OPPOSITION PARTY, use the COWARD's COWER. Please don't primary me!"