(panel 1 - Title on a Canadian Flag) Canada's Countermeasures (panel 2 - A beaver in a mountie uniform in a decimated landscape.) Sabotage Beavers beaver, "Mission accomplished. Their country was already in shambles." (panel 3 - A cryptocoin modeled after Canadian currency.) Crypto Loonies loonie, "Yoo-hoo! American Techbros! I've got a rug pull for you!" (panel 4 - A French Canadian on a walkie talkie.) Quebecois Code Talkers quebecois, "C'est sûr. Les Républicains ne peuvent même pas comprendre l'anglais avec un fort accent." translation: It's safe. Republicans can't even understand English in a heavy accent. (panel 5 - Eugene Levy in a radio booth.) Radio Free America Levy, "Knock it off, America, or we'll stop sending you our beloved comedic actors!" (panel 6 - A Boston woman as a Tim Horton's flag is draped over a Dunkin'.) Annexing New England woman, "You'll be greeted as lib-ah-ray-tahs!"
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