Trump: You're fired! Trump: Wait, oops, you're rehired. Trump: All funds are frozen! Trump: Oof, that was unpopular, okay, we'll rescind it for now. Trump: Tariffs! Trump: Oh wait, no, not for a month. Trump: Tariffs again! Ouch, that stock market response! Okay maybe not for cars, not for the next month, okay? Okay.
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