MUST BE NOTARIZED AND SUBMITTED IN TRIPLICATE - PERMISSION SLIP TO BE HORNY ON THE INTERNET (TRANS WOMEN ONLY) NAME: __ LEGAL NAME: __ DEADNAME: __ FINGERPRINTS: __ Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the "furry fandom"? YES/NO Have you ever cranked it to tentacle porn? YES/NO Do you have body proportions that are outside the pre-approved standards for the gender of Woman:tm:? YES/NO Have you ever purposefully viewed any kind of pornography, anwhere, ever? YES/NO Do you engage in, or wish to engage in, sex acts that could offend the average Republican mom in Iowa? YES/NO Have you ever left the house without proper modesty equipment to protect the world from your disgusting body? YES/NO *IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE QUESTIONS IN THE ABOVE SECTION, PLEASE STOP FILLING OUT THIS FORM AND IMMEDIATELY REPORT YOURSELF TO THE NEAREST CATHOLIC DIOCESE FOR ABSOLUTION SHORT ANSWER SECTION: 1. Please briefly describe the sexual thought/fantasy/perversion you are requesting to experience. 2. How will you receive consent from every person who might potentially see this filth? 3. Honestly, what makes you think you deserve to express sexuality, you absolute freak? SIGNATURE OF APPLICANT (PLEASE SIGN WITH DEADNAME IN CURSIVE); SIGNATURE OF CIS ALLY WHO ISN'T INTO THAT FREAKY SHIT; SIGNATURE OF PARENT SIGNATURE; OF CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVE; DATE: ; DATE YOU STARTED HRT (YOU ARE ON HRT, RIGHT?):
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