narcissist cookbook: thinking about how my old university's automatic email generation gave my friend Andy Ryan the email address ARYAN88 vaspider: Way, way back in the day, because I am ancient, our university assigned us email addresses you couldn't have changed, which included your first initial, middle initial, part of your surname, and the last five digits of your social security number. They stopped doing that after people kicked up a huge fucking fuss, but... ... I think I'd still rather have that one than your friend's. Damn. cal: My old job assigned me "cajones" and I had to very, very gently tell them that I could not and would not send professional emails with it because my email would be balls@company.com
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