A blushing, plump, anthro dog with glasses offering you a cholocates box that says "dog safe" but is stuffed full of condoms. A note says "Please don't tell HR about this." She says "Hi there, welcome to the company! My name is Sandi, nice to meet you. I know its your first day and all but well, you look really cool. You know what day it is right? You wanna watch a movie on my sofa after work? Or my bed, its super comfy! I can cook too!" Various coworkers are either concerned or angrily making a phone call.
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