2 t-black t-shirts with writing in the style of the "you wouldn't steal a" meme. The one on the left says: "capitalism is stealing. Stealing is against the lax" The one on the right says: "You wouldn't steal the sum total of human knowledge and experience for use in your proprietary AI chatbot"
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