Two photos side-by-side. The one on the left is a Victoria Crowned Pigeon in profile, looking left. It's a superb bluish-grey pigeon with a feather crest like a lace mohican, a maroon breast and bright red iris. On the right is a dark grey pigeon with a few straggles of irredescent green. It has a gnarly beak, and half closed bleary red eye. It looks like it's had a night of it. I have added some lyrics from a Special's song. Above the fancy pigeon it says "I go out on Friday night" and below the bedraggled pigeon it says "and I come home on Saturday morning".
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