50s style advertisement featuring a slim, smiling white woman holding a stack of clean white towels. "Philanthropy exists to Launder the Reputations of the Rich! And serves to replace PUBLIC institutions with PRIVATE ones!" 6 panels of laundry-related illustrations follow. "1. SO you've "made" billions exploiting workers, nature, and public resources 2. AND you've bought off the entire government to make sure you won't be taxed 3. BUT for some strange reason people still seem to think you're evil! 4. TRY giving a tiny portion of your stolen wealth to a cause that's hot right now 5. OR start your own non-profit to hoard your wealth The Right Way™ 6. NOW your reputation is clean AND you've saved even more on taxes!"
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