(panel 1 - Title on the cover of a manual.) 2025 Corporate Media Style Guide (panel 2 - An entry with a title and a sentence.) Both-Sides Coverage Now deemed a form of "D.E.I." It's best practice to only cover the side that has guns. (panel 3 - An entry with a title and a sentence.) LGBTQ+ Throw this group under the bus as often as you can. Surely the administration will be satisfied with this pathetic and weak display and won't target you next. (panel 4 - An entry with a title and a sentence.) Israel/Palestine No changes necessary. Keep up the bad work! (panel 5 - An entry with a title and a sentence.) Bigotry Use the most defamatory language as possible to make the victims of state violence seem like they deserve it. (panel 6 - An entry with a title and a sentence and an illustration of a journalist begging.) Free Speech If accused of reporting something that displeases the administration, start groveling immediately. journo, "Please don't revoke my press pass!"
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