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THE SIMS 2: H&M FASHION STUFF Oh honestly, this can fuck right off DEVELOPER EA PUBLISHER EA WEBSITE thesims2.ea.com ETA Out now PRICE £9.99 Min system req: 1GHz processor, 256MB RAM and a 32MB graphics card. HERE IS WHAT I think happened (but did not happen) at a recent party when one man in a suit met another man in a suit next to a punch-bowl filled with molten diamonds. One man said his job was, for want of a better description, to pump out awful money-sponging updates for The Sims 2. The other man said his job was, for want of a better description, to generate soul-destroying advertising deals for a clothing company. They both sighed at this point, and looked into one another's vacant eyes. Words weren't needed. This content pack was created then. "Harold, what's wrong?" a wife would later ask her bedraggled husband. "This one's really bad Sarah," he would admit. "It's 60 sodding outfits from H&M... And we're charging ten pounds for it." "People will still buy it," she insisted. Harold raised his hand and struck his wife hard across the face, spilling his scotch on the carpet. The carpet they'd bought with that devil money. He knew she was right, but he hated what they had both become. He hadn't sailed in seven years. Maybe he should go sailing again, Those were the last random thoughts his suffering brain delivered to him as the rope tightened around his neck. How cruel. His frantic kicking relaxed. He was sailing now. This content pack really is bum.