IT'S 2025. TIME TO BE OLIGARCHICALLY CORRECT 1. USE HIGHLY IDEOLOGICAL LANGUAGE IN A SMUG, SCOLDY TONE. WHITE GUY IN A SPORTSJACKET SCEAMING AT BLACK WOMAN: WOKE! DEI! WOMAN: I'M JUST TRYING TO ORDER A SANDWICH. 2. ANY CRITICISM OF THE LEADER MUST BE "BALANCED" BY A COLUMN SUPPORTING HIM. L.A. End Times Opinion Herding immigrants into sewage pits is going too far They aren't sewage pits--they're freedom holes 3. DON'T TEACH ABOUT ANY MARGINALIZED GROUP BEING TREATED UNFAIRLY PROFESSOR AT LECTERN: AND THEN THE JIM CROW LAWS WERE INTRODUCED BY MOSTLY-WHITE STATE GOVERNMENTS. STUDENT: I'M REPORTING YOU FOR RACISM! 4. DON'T INSULT OUR HEROIC BILLIONAIRES, ESPECIALLY IN THE NEWSPAPERS THEY OWN. RENDERING OF ANN TELNAES CARTOON THAT THE WASHINGTON POST REFUSED TO PUBLISH The Post EDITOR: THE SACKS OF MONEY WE GET FROM BEZOS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR SACKING THIS CARTOON! ©2025 Jen Sorensen - Be a subscriber!
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